Many years ago, shortly after High School, my mom bought me a fabulous shirt with an intricate stitched ships anchor design on the front. (I love maritime items - Nautical but nice!)
It quickly became my favorite shirt. However, I have the bad habit of not using the items that I love the most. Out of fear fear of loss or damage due to rampaging thugs, slugs, bugs, pugs etc.
At any rate, I finally decided to wear my prized shirt on an outing - a Vikings football game of all things. Why I thought that the Metrodome, with its bear-swilling, food-tossing atmosphere was the proper venue for my beloved shirt, I will never know.
I will spare you further anxiety by telling you here and now that the shirt did not meet it's demise at the hands of a care-less "Dome-Dog" vendor with bad aim.
What happened was this: I was ascending the stairs in search of over priced nibbly-dibblies, when I came face-to-belly with a disgusting, hideous, slovenly glob of a person wearing....MY SHIRT! Despite the fact that I had never seen anyone wearing this same shirt before, today I was shirt-to-shirt with a creature proudly sporting it. I could almost hear the shirt whimpering in sorrow and shame.
"How" I wondered "could this 'thing' possibly think that it looks good in that splendid piece of clothing?". In as much as the creature was capable of thought, I imagine that he was thinking: "Duh, how come little twerp think he look good in anchor shirt? Him look stoopid! He not pretty like ME in anchor shirt. Maybe I squash him later if I not too drunk. Oops, too late already".
The outing was ruined, as was the charm of the shirt. It went back into the closet, and shortly thereafter it went to the Goodwill.
Did I over react? Should I have continued to love the shirt, despite the unfortuante encounter? Was I really that shallow? The answer would probably be 'yes' on all counts. But, what's done is done. Perhaps some day I will search eBay for a replacement and relive the glory days when my anchor shirt was the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee and the pride of my closet.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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