Cartoon capers (Not the garnish, either!)

Have you lost sleep wondering if Phineas J. Whoopee is planning to harm your family or pillage your 401K? If so, let me share something that helped me: Phineas J. Whoopee is only a cartoon character. Additionally, he was generally considered a "good guy". I cannot tell you the relief that revelation brought me. Of greater concern is the possibility that Boris Badenov may sell state secrets to WikiLeaks.