Hair apparent?

I accidentally washed my hair with Gatorade this morning. Not sure why the bottle was in the shower, or why someone had written "Suave" on it with marker. As it turns out, it was not all bad, as my hair had never felt fuller, more athletic or carbo-loaded. Plus the added benefit of the ants it attracts. Their myriad tiny feet feel like a day long craniosacral therapy session.